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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – “LIFE SUCKS BUT I SUCK BETTER”
Sarcasm meets confidence in our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee featuring the cheeky, unapologetic phrase “LIFE SUCKS BUT I SUCK BETTER”. This shirt is for the bold, the unbothered, and those who know how to turn life’s nonsense into a punchline. Whether you’re rolling your eyes at the chaos or just owning your power, this tee lets your personality do the talking.
Made for comfort and built to last, it’s perfect for off-duty days, hanging with your crew, or layering under a leather jacket for maximum attitude. It’s not just a shirt—it’s your sense of humor, your sass, and your confidence wrapped in cotton.
Product Features:
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Durable twill tape on shoulder seams prevents stretching.
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No side seams for a cleaner fit and less fabric waste.
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Elastic ribbed collar holds its shape wear after wear.
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Smooth, sturdy fabric—perfect for bold, long-lasting prints.
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Available in a range of colors and blends for the perfect vibe.
Care Instructions:
Why You'll Love It:
Because “LIFE SUCKS BUT I SUCK BETTER” isn’t just a savage comeback—it’s a lifestyle. For anyone who handles life’s BS with a wink and a smirk, this tee turns your sharp wit into a fashion statement. Equal parts edgy and empowering, it’s the perfect gift or go-to for unapologetic self-expression.
This isn’t just a tee—it’s your daily reminder that even when life’s a mess, you’re still running the show.
EU representative: Sofia Manfredini, sofiamanfredini@icloud.com, via Abe 23/2, Valsamoggia, BO, 40053, IT
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
